New Daddy Discovery #6

When changing a diaper for a boy baby, make sure to point the penis down between his legs.

If you point it upwards towards his belly button, he will likely piss all over his tummy. Also, have a cloth to rest on his junk while taking off the old diaper and placing on the new. Surprisingly enough, babies have powerful bladders and can shoot a stream of urine several feet.

***Interesting Fact*** (2x)

1. Some research says Urine could be a great cure for acne, if applied 4-5 times a day to infected areas.

2. My skin is now super smooth and… pee tastes horrible.