Hear me out before you start judging.
I’m not saying it’s intentional…but the evidence is starting to stack up.
Look, my son is perfectly calm, restful and blissed-out when he’s with Mommy. He will sleep anywhere and in any position…as long as it’s touching Mommy.
The only times I interact with my baby is when I have to pry him away from the comfort and safety of Mommy!
Here I come… a big hairy bear of a man… wake him from his deep restful sleep, strip him down nude, lift him by his ankles, wet wipe his balls and bare ass, and try to convince him everything’s going to be okay in a deep (probably to him) scary voice!
It reminds me of my time in prison…and it was terrifying.
But that’s another story.
Look… the point I’m trying to make is this: Pavlov discovered that the brain in programmable. Ring a bell; eat some food.
Well, I can’t imagine it’s much different in this situation: all...